kurtsass: it’s 2012 why don’t legs shave themselves
kidouyuuto: IM REALLY AMAZED AT KNOWING ENGLISH LIKE I CAN COMPREHEND AN ENTIRE LANGUAGE THAT IS SO FCKED UP
inbox: inbox: i like mcdonalds french fries better than the burgers i actually like mcdonalds french fries better than most people
Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re not a starving African child.
im really jealous of people who can accept themselves and be confident and actually like how they look because it fucking kills me looking in the mirror and just wanting to cry and crumble into little pieces
adrians: The best thing about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that big lonely bed of yours. Left, right, middle, wherever.
vaspim1fag9392bitch383slut: When I die do the cinnamon challenge with my ashes
someone fucking date me this isn’t funny anymore
drunkwarrior: boys are just so cute and nice I wanna hold their hands then stab them in their dumb fucking piece of shit faces